TALIM ARAB

Sexual Mathematics
1. Equal relationships are indivisible by three.
“You came to the wrong conference, René.”
“Yes, Doctor Dempewolf.”
“Please, Diego. Drink?”
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René refused, already intoxicated by Diego’s triangular figure. “What are you studying?” Diego asked,
noticing a diary
beside René.
“A doctorate in analytic geometry; my supervisor’s
passionately ruthless!”
Diego finished off his drink and saddened.
“Sounds like my marriage but with less of the passion.”
Marriage is a multiple of two and René realised he was
a remainder. Piece by piece did Diego analyse the slender
body.
“Do you know what ‘synthetic a priori’ is?” René shook his
head.
Diego explained, but his first intuition was to close the
bedroom door.
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2. When points belong to something at a fixed time, it is a date.
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“Do you always have dinner with your students?”
“The rising stars, yes,” said Ruth, confident with no
wedding ring.
“So, what part of India are you from?”
“I’m a mish-mash: London born, Australia raised. Returned.”
“Explains the twang. And the French name? Why Geometry?”
“Parents. Practical romantics. Mathematics. Cold beauty,”
René said,
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hiding truth behind truth.
“Why academia, Ruth?”
“Should I say the joy of knowledge,
I’d be a liar; with all this fucking red tape I’d have been better off in Westminster –
at least there I could dispense it!”
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“Sorry, I’ve a tutoring session at Clare College now,”
said René. Ruth touched his hand,
“I’m a forward thinker. And forward. We should explore
discrete mathematics?”
“Discreet mathematics.”